Tuesday, 29 May 2012

{review} Uglies by Scott Westerfeld

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

Everybody gets to be supermodel gorgeous. What could be wrong with that? Tally is about to turn sixteen, and she can't wait. Not for her license -- for turning pretty. In Tally's world, your sixteenth birthday brings an operation that turns you from a repellent ugly into a stunningly attractive pretty and catapults you into a high-tech paradise where your only job is to have a really great time. In just a few weeks Tally will be there.
But Tally's new friend Shay isn't sure she wants to be pretty. She'd rather risk life on the outside. When Shay runs away, Tally learns about a whole new side of the pretty world and it isn't very pretty. The authorities offer Tally the worst choice she can imagine: find her friend and turn her in, or never turn pretty at all. The choice Tally makes changes her world forever.
My Review
I love a good dystopian read. Sadly for me, Uglies was one long yawn.

It reminds of me Paranormal Activity 3.. Fantastic trailer, right? But none of the scenes featured in the actual movie.

So the back of the book has set this creepy Stepford Wives setting, which is what attracted me to it in the first place, because the covers are all dull. But the world i'm brought into is your typical 'living in the wilds' camp. Most of the book is spent describing landscape which was about as exciting as a paper bag. Any small scenes of action had me re-reading over and over, unsure how the story had gone from a yawn-a-thon to suddenly full paced dramas. But even then, the book was as dull as the cover.

So Tally is the protagonist. She's pretty much the same as most leading girls in a book. She makes friends with Shay who is annoying and pushy. They spend most of their time playing tricks.. By tricks I mean hover boarding pretty much ALL of the time and breaking the odd rule here and there.

When Shay runs away, the story becomes completely unrealistic. The 'Specials' become involved, preventing Tally from having her Pretty operation until she brings back Shay. The Specials are smart enough to know Tally knows where Shay is - even smart enough to retrieve a 3D copy of the cryptic-clue instructions for getting to the wild Smoke from Tally's bag without taking it from her. They have super awesome hovercrafts that could get to the Smoke in a few hours... But wait! They need a 16 year old girl with no experience alone in the wild to backpack for two weeks across derelict landscape to find Shay so that they can in return find the Smoke. I'm sorry, but that is ridiculous. I instantly lost patience from then on.

It was almost as if I was in Westerfeld's head, listening to him prattle on with a story that had nothing strong to back it up, whilst he invented easy and cheap plot lines where it suited his overall plan for the direction of the book.

And then introduce the Smoke. The Smoke that has managed to remain unfound in a futuristic society, where the officials have technology we can't even imagine anytime soon and the Specials with their super inhuman strength . Ugh - cheap, easy plot line. Oh but it's okay, they have brainwashed Tally to do it all for them.

And in the Smoke we have David. He's boring, lacking personality and you just know he's going to be the guy Tally will fall in love with after 2 minutes of being in the Smoke. I can't connect with him after reading about how ugly he is. I'm superficial to an extent... I like my guy characters to be hot.

This book was disappointing. I was seriously let down by the whole thing. The only thing going for it was a blurb that the actual book didn't live up to. Several times through out I said to myself, there's no way I can get through this. It reminded me of Cars, the Pixar movie. Tally was Mcqueen and the setting of the Smoke was Radiator Springs.

I won't be reading Pretties anytime soon. I read the first chapter at the end of Uglies and if a character says the word 'Bubbly' one more time I might lob the book through a window.

I gave the review 2 stars. Why? Well, it would have been 1 and 1/2. The book could have been great, and although I didn't enjoy Westerfeld's overall direction, I did manage to finish it (somehow) and I'd consider that better than not at all.

  • Paperback: 448 pages
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Childrens Books (29 Mar 2012)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0857079131
  • ISBN-13: 978-0857079138

Friday, 25 May 2012

UNITS - Find out more...



Want to know more about my upcoming novel, Units?
Read on...




After years of debt spiralling out of control, bankers conspired together and decided to withdraw their money from the public. Businesses were lost, welfare was no longer available and people began to struggle. Over time, not a single penny was left to be spent and an underground organisation, the Authority Project, conformed together to dominate the world.

Pearl is one of the first generations of 'Test Tube Units'.
Her duty in life is to work until she reaches the age of Partnership. A Unit doesn't work for money. They work for their right to live. They are stronger, faster and healthier than the average human and their life span extends well into the hundreds.

Things take a sinister turn for Pearl when she catches the interest of a twisted artist, an Authority who is known for breaking a rule here and there.

Will she be able to keep out of trouble or will she be subjected to torturous punishments, possibly execution?

It's dangerous when you don't follow the rules.
It's even more dangerous to fall in love.



Wednesday, 23 May 2012

A wedding reading based on Matched

This last weekend, my nearest and dearest best friend, Rachel tied the knot! I was so thrilled when she asked be to be her chief bridesmaid but even more honoured when she and her new husband asked me to do a reading at their ceremony.



I wanted her reading to be something a little different.  So what did I come up with?

I'd recently finished reading Matched by Ally Condie.  I know many of you found the romance in Matched to be a little on the dull side and many of you didn't connect with Cassia & Ky's story but I really did.  I think it was the subtle-ness of it.  It wasn't in your face.  It was graceful and slow approaching and their romance touched me in a way no other fictional romance ever had.  So what I did was take all the parts of the books Matched & Crossed that moved me and merged them together.  I then lent Rachel the book and told her to read it before her wedding, which she did and thankfully enjoyed.

This is what I read to them just before they said I do.

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“I'll climb into the dark for you," she said
"Are you waiting in the stars for me?” 
His lips move silently, and she knows what he said: the words of a poem that only two people in the world know.
“Do not go gentle.” 
So in the middle of all the noise, she points to the sky. She hopes he understands what she means, because she means so many things.
Her heart will always fly his name. She won't go gentle. And she knows he understands as he looks straight at her - deep into her eyes. 
His lips move silently, and she knows what he said: the words of a poem that only two people in the world know.
“I love you."
Lightning. Once it has forked, hot-white, from sky to earth, there is no going back.
It's time. They feel it, They know it. Her eyes on him, his eyes on her, and both of them breathing, watching, tired of waiting.  He closes his eyes, but hers are still open. 
She wonders what will it feel like, his lips on hers? Like a secret told, a promise kept?  Like silvery rain falling all around them, where the lighting meets the earth? 
Wind & rain blows around her and tangles her hair, leaves water on her face, makes her know that she is alive, alive, alive. There are moments of calm and pause as there are in every storm, and moments when their words fork lightening.
Even far away, he know it's her by the way her hair tangles with the wind and how she stands on the red rocks of the Carving.  She's more beautiful than snow.
"Is this real?" he wonders.
And she points to the sky.
His lips move silently, and she knows what he said: the words of a poem that only two people in the world know.
"Do not go gentle."
And for a moment on the top of that bare pain of rock he wonders if he should run behind or ahead - which is the best way to protect her - and then he finds they just run.  Side by side.”
Everyone has something of beauty about them. 
But loving let's you look, and look, and look again. 
You notice the back of a hand, the turn of a head, the way of a walk. 
When you first love, you look blind - and you see it all as the glorious, beloved whole, and then you see it as a beautiful sum of beautiful parts. 
And when you see the one you love as pieces, as why's, you can love those parts too, and it's  a love at once more complicated -- but much more complete.
Some things are simply created to be together

Thursday, 17 May 2012

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I have news to share with you!

Good morning to you all! Its almost the weekend and I am starring as the Maid of Honour for my very dear friend's wedding on Saturday.  I really must go pack for the weekend, but before I do, I want to share with you my latest project.

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This is my latest book cover art.  But, not for fun this time.  Its actually the cover of my upcoming novel, 'Units'.

Ahh, how I would love to go into lengthy detail about this dystopian tale.  But there isn't enough time today and so I will send you over to the official page where you can read all about it.

I will be looking for reviewers prior to release and it will be available in eBook and paper back formats.




So, stop stalling and go take a peak




A huge thanks goes out to the stunning model who's stock I used for the cover


and her wonderful photographer



Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Book series that have gone on for TOO long

I hate it when a series is about to end.  You've invested so much time into the characters and story and always had the next novel to look forward to.  Then it ends and if you are like me, you grieve the characters and want more!  But actually do you?  

I have had a few of my favourite books ruined because the series has been continued to a point where the books start to become almost silly after the 4th or 5th.  

House of Night was always a love/hate read for me anyway.  I found that the characters were quite childish but the story had me gripped, however it went on for far too long!  There are 10 books to the main series, not including the the sub-story books.  I got bored by book 4, but carried on until book 7 and very quickly lost interest after that.  I don't even remember which book was which.  It all merged as one long and increasingly boring read.  That is just me though and I am sure others have enjoyed the series.



L. J. Smith won me over with VD around the time the TV show started broadcasting the show.  We all know the books and TV show differ immensely but I still enjoyed them both separately.

But what went wrong for me?  The series got stupid! It didn't need to be extended.  Because the later books were in my opinion messy and over the top.  Damon' character is the only part that kept me reading.  Then we lost L. J. Smith to another writer and how I got through the last two books i'm not even sure.  I felt the series was ruined because of its extension and that's such a shame.



I have to say, Alyson Noel's Immortals series just didn't grip me from the start.  But I did enjoy the first book enough to attempt the entire series.  I didn't get further than Shadowland, however.  I own the further 2 books to the series, but I can't imagine i'll ever get around the reading them.  

Which books do you think were continued well past the time they needed to be?


Saturday, 12 May 2012

Another pretend book cover

I think I may now be a little addicted to creating fake book covers...

My last post was a digital manipulation/painting I did inspired by YA fiction's beautiful cover trend.  Well... Here is another one!  I can't help myself.




I thought she looked like a Carrie.. And perhaps Carrie is a runaway from a twisted circus.

Here's my painting without the text


This is the original image credited to DXLogic